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Joke of the Day
"There are 4 states of Matter Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Black Lives"
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"(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Aerial"
"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"
"If you dress in cowboy clothes does that mean you're ranch dressing?"
"Why was the little Martian sad? Curiosity killed his cat."
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."
"Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming ""But dad we're goldfish"" Oh yeah, I forgot ""Forgot what?"""
"Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? He touched the beaker before it was cool."
"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."
"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."