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Joke of the Day

"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding."

"What do you call a Chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad."

"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."

"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."

"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"