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Joke of the Day
"If you dress in cowboy clothes does that mean you're ranch dressing?"
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"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"
"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs"
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
"*turns on the news* I wonder if things are getting better in the wor-- tv: AN ALLIGATOR ATE A BABY"
"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"