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Joke of the Day
"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."
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"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"My husband fell asleep while watching Memento...was shocked to find ""remember to NOT trust your wife"" written on his forehead with a Sharpie"
"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"
"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""
"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."
"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"
"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."