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Joke of the Day
"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."
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"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"
"My friend asked me how I became so confident, I told him I play Russian roulette every morning... RIP Larry."
"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? ""Nice belt."""
"My friends joke he made up!! Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual partners they have had? Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep. (Btw we are Australian sooo)"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."
"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"
"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"
"What is a pedophile's favorite part of Christmas? Stalking stuffers."