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Joke of the Day
"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."
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"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."
"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."
"Kid: Daddy can I give some of my candy to that duck? Me: No, ducks only eat things they find in nature, like bread."
"Two Lesbian Vampires have just had sex.... and one says to the other: ""Same time next month?"""
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."
"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"
"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"
"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."
"I have a huge fear of elevators... I've started taking steps to avoid it."