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Joke of the Day

"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"

"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"

"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."

"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."

"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."