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Joke of the Day
"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"
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"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."
"Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors."
"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""
"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."
"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."
"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"
"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."
"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""