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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"

"A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, ""Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!"" The toad yells back, ""Naw man, you're in de-nile"""

"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."

"What's Hitlers favourite weather? HEIL!"

"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing."

"Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds. You: I think you mean hedge funds. *opens door to roomful of hedgehogs* Me: Nope."

"Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out"