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Joke of the Day
"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""
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"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""
"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."
"A guy wakes up in the middle of the night. Goes to the toilet to take a piss, looks down and says: -You see, I get up when you need it."
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
"Somewhere out there, a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralyzed by the knowledge that everyone will question his motives"
"I'm really sick of my job. It's always ""copy this"", ""print that"", ""you left your bra in the break room again."""
"You can tell which side of your pillow is the cool side because it's the one smoking a cigarette."
"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."
"Guy stole my identity this week and I'm like I HAVE A FAMILY YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TOO"