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Joke of the Day
"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""
Next Joke
"*Mom makes me take out the garbage* *Garbage and I begin to date* *I start taking things too fast* *Garbage dumps me*"
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"
"Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying."
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture."
"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? brothel sprouts!"
"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."
"Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER."
"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters."