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Joke of the Day
"My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc."
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"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""
"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."
"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.."
"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."
"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."