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Joke of the Day
"My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc."
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"What do princess diana and pink floyd have in common? Their last greatest hit was the wall."
"What did Archimedes exclaim when he discovered his penis floated in water? URETHRA!"
"What do you call a mentally handicapped lion? a leotard ~"
"Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought."
"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night"
"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."
"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"