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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a preschool and a brothel? You should know this you sick fuck."
Next Joke
"My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said."
"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."
"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."
"I know what cock your sister is sucking on now. KFC"
"As a German I have concerns about the European soccer championship... Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe."
"How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"