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Joke of the Day

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes the more he sees food the more he eats."

"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."

"There's a band called 1023MB... You might have heard of them... But memory fades."

"Did you know you can't watch porn on the IPhone 7? Yea they took the jack off"

"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass!"

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"There's a support group for burned-out hacker/activists who want to give up the habit. It's called Anonymous Anonymous."

"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""