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Joke of the Day
"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
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"Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens."
"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."
"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"
"When a homosexual man becomes brain dead, is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"College is like unprotected sex... Good until you get tested"
"TIFU by firing a torpedo at an ally submarine Whoops, wrong sub."
"The midget vampire woke up from his 100-year slumber His first words were: ""Huh... I'm a little stiff""."
"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."