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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"

"I want to make a puzzle that says ""Get a job"" after its completed."

"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."

"""I don't even own a toilet."" - hipster who went too far"

"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."

"I send thank you cards to people that don't invite me to their weddings"