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Joke of the Day
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
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"My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning."
"Me: The new guy's a lumberjack? Boss: Yep Me: He seems nice... Boss: STOP Me: I'll bet he's good at... Boss: DONT Me: random axe of kindness"
"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."
"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."
"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."
"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him"
"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"