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Joke of the Day
"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"
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"The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father."
"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"
"GOP Moves To Block Obama From Naming Scalia Successor.... They believe a black president only gets 3/5ths of a term"
"Q: What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? A: Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude."
"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."
"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."
"Jokes in English Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money..."