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Joke of the Day

"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"

"My friend and I are playing a game.. So my friend and I are currently playing a game. The person who is hated the most by the Reddit community loses. Well, to put it simply.. I just lost the game."

"What did the ventriloquist say to their friend? Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist."

"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""

"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."

"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"

"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""

"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."

"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"

"Halloween ... The agoraphobic paedophiles favourite day of the year."