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Joke of the Day

"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"

"I obtained this username today. Apparently I'm the only one."

"- ""Did you know you can make a pizza crust out of cauliflower?"" - ""I'm going to reactivate my Facebook so I can unfriend you there too"""

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? to get to the same side."

"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip-off"

"After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet."

"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"

"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"