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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""
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"If I've learned one thing from Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, it's that someone needs to introduce Bieber to heroin."
"what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifikno"
"Yay! The healthcare reform bill passed! Waitress, a round of celebratory abortions for all my friends!"
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."
"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."
"I'm Google AMA"
"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."