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Joke of the Day

"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"

"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."

"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One condoms stops and turns to the other: ""Hey. Wanna go in there and get shit-faced?"""

"Avoiding eye contact with co-workers is for rookies. Make eye contact and don't say anything as you pass"

"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"