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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."
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"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."
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"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."
"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."