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Joke of the Day
"I found out my girlfriend is really into buoyancy. I said ""Whatever floats your boat."""
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"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"
"You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes.."
"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."
"I can't hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach."
"Jamie asked Tyrion [GOT SPOILERS] Why did you kill our dad?   Tyrion: \_()_/ , everything happens for a treason."