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Joke of the Day

"Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ""I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."""

"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."

"Did you hear about the pedophile that never could win a race? He was always coming in a little behind."

"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot."

"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"

"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."

"If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod."