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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."

"I like my games like I like my women cheap and used"

"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"

"Why don't girls go to.... Why don't girls go to the bathroom after having sex? Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?!"

"Sick of tweeting. Switching to faxing. What's everybody's fax numbers?"

"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."

"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"

"What does NNNNNSSSSSAAAAA stand for? National Stutterers Association."

"Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: ""Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (""like bagels, get it Dad?"")."