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Joke of the Day

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."

"Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'"

"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner... ...because it's as old and overused as this joke."

"Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you"

"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"

"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"I bet my butcher 50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."