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Joke of the Day

"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"

"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""

"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"

"When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire."

"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"

"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."

"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax."