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Joke of the Day
"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
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"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""
"""You're on your own, kid."" - A Republican village."
"I bought a wash basin from a skydiver today. And tomorrow he's going to *plummet* in for me."
"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"
"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"
"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"
"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"
"Children are like farts... ...You can only tolerate your owns"