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Joke of the Day

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."

"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"

"The front desk lady at this remote motel is barely concealing her howling desire to graphically murder me. I'll be honest, it's refreshing."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and then he leaves."

"When do clocks die? When their time is up."

"Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"Interviewer: What is your greatest strength? Me: I have a nap for dealing with conflict. Intvr: Do you mean ""knack""? *pulls out pillow*"