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Joke of the Day

"Just unzipped skirt and my real stomach poured out. Exercise my sister says but life is too short to be running when nothing is pursuing you"

"I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus"

"Why are horses so negative? Because they're nay sayers."

"What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors."

"Can antelopes get married? No, they cantaloupe."

"I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch"

"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."

"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"

"Knock knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson"