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Joke of the Day

"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"

"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"

"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"

"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."

"An Idiot boy held his breath for as long as he could. after about two minutes the boy fainted."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4."

"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"

"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."

"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."