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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"

"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"I laid my tired head down on my pillow & saw the most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine: My phone. On my dresser. Across the room."

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"

"Really, nobody in America won last night. The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million."

"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."

"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."

"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"

"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"