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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."

"Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting."

"How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers."

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"

"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it."

"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"

"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."

"My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her"