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Joke of the Day

"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"

"It was just White Floyd until that one red sock got mixed in."

"Beer makes you smart. It made Bud wiser."

"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""

"I like my coffee like I like my women In two enormous cups"

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"

"""You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"""