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Joke of the Day
"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"
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"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."
"[NSFW] Never look down on someone Unless you're getting head"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"
"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"
"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."
"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."
"[WARNING, spoilers ahead!] 1.) Storing milk at room temperature 2.) Grandparents 3.) Black people in a movie theatre"