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Joke of the Day

"An Idiot boy held his breath for as long as he could. after about two minutes the boy fainted."

"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."

"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."

"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"

"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."

"I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out. I have no idea how it got in my car in the first place."

"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"

"It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry.. ..so she went home. ---- I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit."

"This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself."

"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."