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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"
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"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"
"Guys, what are your favorite ""I'm going to hell for this"" jokes? Here's mine: What do you call a dead Mexican? Dearly deported."
"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, ""What's the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?"" ...he responds, ""U pine."""
"A: ""What is the integral of 1/cabin?"" B: ""Log cabin!"" A: ""Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."""
"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy."