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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"
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"My new record in a 100 m sprint Is 52 meters."
"My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."
"Q: Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? A: The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over."
"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"
"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"
"My family doesn't have a swear jar, but we do have a totes perf jar. If you say totes or perf, we throw a jar at you"
"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."