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Joke of the Day
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits."
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"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"
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"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"