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Joke of the Day

"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"

"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."

"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."

"Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat."

"I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?"""

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."