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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"BREAKING: Hobbit director Peter Jackson's next huge undertaking to be 3-part movie series of The Cheesecake Factory menu."

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."

"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"Why sacrifice virgins? Because they've done nothing to deserve it."

"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"

"If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you."

"My buddy said that he was planning on making homemade bread. I told him to let me know if he kneeds anything."