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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb? One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!"

"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"

"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."

"The great fire of London in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."

"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"

"Fine, don't vote, but then remember to be quiet and don't interrupt when the grownups are talking."

"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."

"What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!"

"What did the prostitute say to the psychic? I don't do aural. You're welcome and I'll show myself out."