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Joke of the Day

"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."

"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"

"If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?"

"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"

"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"Any size pizza is a personal pizza... if you eat it all by yourself"

"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"

"I used to steal jokes I still do, but I used to too"