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Joke of the Day
"Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down"
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"What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?"
"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."
"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"
"My joke will make you absolute value of zero lol"
"What Do You Call A Galloping Musician? Ludvig Van BeetHOOFen."
"Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month."
"'No Panties Tuesday' is a thing, right? Or AKA, I really need to do some laundry."
"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"
"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"