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Joke of the Day
"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"
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"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."
"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."
"Why are Canadian Jews so poor? Because there are no pennies to pick up off the ground."
"Keep dimming automatically, laptop screen. We love that."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !"
"My toddler is legit angry at me because I wouldn't let her jump out a second story window today. This is why you need birth control ladies."
"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."
"What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy"