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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"It's HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It's the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble."

"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"

"What does a cow say in the winter? I'm udderly freezing!"

"Read in a Forrest Gump voice. My mother always told me life is like a jar of jelly beans.Everbody hates the black ones. (I know this is a terrible joke, my friend told it to me."

"What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair."

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."

"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."

"My life That's the joke."