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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !"
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"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol."
"Now if they could just make PokemonStop.. I could sit and actually enjoy this game! In playin pokemon Yellow right now ; p"
"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"
"Damn girl are you a graveyard because I'm dying to get in you"
"What do you call a group of trees? A communitree"
"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""
"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"
"Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*"