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Joke of the Day
"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."
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"What ""smart"" cars should say Instead of my car saying stupid things like "" your door is ajar "" , it should say helpful things like "" there's a cop hiding in the bushes """
"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."
"People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides"
"Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy."
"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"
"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."
"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("
"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"
"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"