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Joke of the Day
"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."
Next Joke
"There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things."
"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"
"dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot"
"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"A world without women would be a pain in the ass!!! ... If you don't get it... you don't deserve to."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... Good Friday!!!"
"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."
"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."