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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"

"What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish? Super Bait"

"There's nothing like being 4 or 5 deers beep."

"When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She's the chef, after all."

"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."