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Joke of the Day

"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."

"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"

"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"

"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."

"What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District? What I want to be *if* I grow up."

"Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly 1918 Spanish flu virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but this is how pandemics start."

"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."

"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"