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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"
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"""Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in"" *Drives ex-son to homeless shelter"
"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children."
"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its bill withers."
"Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a urine test... I guess you might say urine or your out."
"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"
"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."
"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."
"From my 4 year old: What do you call a penguin that can't win? A peng-lose!"