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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"

"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"

"The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn! I know there's something else"

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"

"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."

"[After date, walking her to her door] Her: Thanks. I would invite you in, but I don't want to."

"I love dead baby jokes They never get old"